Remember me? Hi! I’m your long lost friend Molly. In order to make up my absence, I have a classic Bitzy story for you.
Bitzy: “MAMA! WHAT IS THAT SMELL? IS DADDY HOME? I CAN SMELL DADDY!”
Me: “Um, no. Daddy isn’t home. What does it smell like?
Bitzy: “IT’S EVERYWHERE, IT’S ALL OVER THE PLACE! I CAN SMELL MY DADDY COMING! I HAVE A SUPERPOWER!”
Me: “Well, he’ll be home soon and you can tell him all about it!”
Bitzy: “WAIT, I THINK I JUST SMELL YOU MAMA. I SOLVED THE INVESTIGATION MYSTERY! WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE DADDY?”
Me: “Oh! I was out of shampoo in the shower so I just used Daddy’s. No biggie.”
Bitzy: “NO! THAT’S MY DADDY’S!!! DID HE GIVE YOU PERMISSION! THAT’S NOT NICE TO TAKE DADDY’S STUFF MAMA! POOR LITTLE DADDY!”
Me: “Well, Daddy and I share lots of stuff, so I’m sure he didn’t mind.”
Bitzy: “BUT NOW YOU SMELL LIKE DADDY! I WANT YOU TO SMELL LIKE MY MOMMY, NOT MY DADDY!”
Me: “OK, I’ll take another shower later so I will smell like Mommy again. Is that OK?”
Bitzy: “YES, PLEASE HURRY! NOW YOU SMELL LIKE A SWEATING WARTHOG IN THE AFRICAN PLAINS!”
Me: “Is that what Daddy smells like?”
Bitzy: “NO, DADDY JUST SMELLS LIKE A GIRAFFES TONGUE SILLY MAMA!”
Me: “Of course he does! Stinky ole Daddy!”
Bitzy: “I LOVE MY STINKY DADDY SO MUCH. MAMA, I NEED TO TALK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE A RHINO’S POOPY, DO NOT PUT ON DADDY’S SHAMPOO. THAT’S ONLY FOR DADDY. GOT IT MAMA?”
Me: “Yup, I got it. I really don’t want to smell like an animal, so I’ll put on Mama’s shampoo instead. Is that a good deal?”
Bitzy: “GOOD DEAL. I WANT MY MAMA TO SMELL LIKE ME! MAMA DID YOU KNOW THAT I SMELL LIKE LOLLY POPS AND BANANA POPSICLES?”
Me: “Wow Really! I want to smell like you!”
BITZY: “YOU CAN SILLY MAMA. NOW GO TAKE A SHOWER AND WASH OFF DADDY. YOU ARE A SUPER STINKY PANTS! I’LL BABYSIT BROTHER AND NONNY WHILE YOU WASH OFF THE YUCKY STINKY OF THE ZOO.”
Never a dull moment!!!! Have a great day folks!!!!