The above picture was just taken in my bathroom. It has not been altered in any way.
Just in case you are not familiar with pumping milk from your postpartum breasts, let me help you out in understanding this picture.
You see, it’s the tale of two bottles. These two bottles were pumped in 7 minutes. One bottle contains the milk of Molly the Jersey Cow and the other, well, it contains the milk of the Molly Little Engine That Could.
It’s quite unfortunate that one of my breasts could feed a third world country and the other couldn’t keep a stray cat fed and happy.
I’m not sure why my supply feels the need to be OVERLY productive on the left and barely there on the right. It’s been this way with all three of my little miracles. Eventually I phase out my right breast completely and let my little lefty shine, shine, shine.
I’m not ashamed of this strange and wonderful fact about my body. It helps keep me humble. I get to identify with those who overproduce and those who under-produce. It’s a gift, right?
Look me, all choosing joy! Ha!
(Was this too much information?).
Happy Weekend Everyone!